This came out of nowhere... seriously. I posted the first two on a confessions page for my school and made the next ones up just on the spot. I will try to continue this when I can think of what to write lmao.
I am still laughing so hard at this I don't know why.
There was an ant on my wall. I killed that bitch, didn't even think twice.
OH GOD, THE ANT I KILLED SOMEHOW SENT FOR REINFORCEMENTS. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. I SHUT THE WINDOWS AND DOORS AND THEY KEEP COMING... OH MY GOD... I THINK THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE CARPET SOMEHOW. THEY'RE ATTACKING ME. IT BURNNNS. PLEASE... PLEASE GOD NO - NOT MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH-
Okay... I managed to escape the massive ant army in my room. I've got them trapped in there - for now. Holy shit I've never seen ants that BIG before!! And so... EVIL. THEY ARE PURE EVIL I TELL YOU. Anyway... I can't get carried away... I've got to figure out how to get rid of them... If I could just - Woah. what was that sound? No... no way that was... oh my god... ohhhh my god... how is that even possible? Holy shit!!! WHAT THE FU-
I.. I think they're toying with me. There's no other way I could have made it out of there unless... this is all just a game to them. These ants... they are working together to get their sweet revenge. And... I could have sworn... I could have sworn I saw a couple of the bigger ones FUSE their bodies together into one... that must be how they're increasing in size! I only looked for a moment... and it was hard to see clearly what with all the smoke and the flames but - I'm sure I saw it. My god... they destroyed my house. My fucking house! It's all in flames...
But I know they're still alive, they planned this. And they're coming for me right now.
This is insane - these ants aren't just molding together and getting bigger - they're multiplying! Several of the big ones just spit out this black liquid that formed into MORE ants... WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS?!
There must be thousands of them now. And some of them just keep fucking GROWING. But in my desperate attempt to hide from them I pathetically covered myself in some old, left over grease I found in an abandoned McDonald's restaurant, and they don't seem to like the smell very much. I think it will hold them off, at least for a little while.
Anyway, I have got to try and get some sleep. I have a feeling this isn't over yet... not even close.